Monday, May 23, 2011

The Riley Factor #99

The Riley Factor
Fort Plain, NY
May 23, 2011, Issue No. 99
(All the Rock Creek Farm news that's fit to print, along with unfit to print rumors, prognostications & bloviations.)


Riley -- Riley has developed a phobia of Amish men and boys wearing the traditional black suits and straw hats.  He barks, whines and hides behind one of us when they enter the yard or house.  After a few minutes, he returns to normal, such as is 'normal' in Riley-World.  Riley has made two new friends, Jesse Kanagy and his nephew seven-year-old Kevin, both of whom love to take Riley on walks (in Kevin's case, Riley walks Kevin, who weighs about half of what Riley weighs, pulling him all around the yard).

Planting and Plowing
-- Planting and plowing have been halted due to rain.  After 10 straight days of sun and 70-degree temps, we experienced a solid week of gray skies and rain.  When the precipitation lightens a bit, we will take a canoe out to the fields and see if anything is growing.  Susan reports hearing rumors that the barley is growing big.

Horses -- On May 18, we took our first rides on Rio and Lady.  Susan had ridden dozens of times as a child and looked completely at ease on Lady's back.  I had never been on a horse before mounting Rio, and was completely ill-at-ease.  When I was 3 minutes into my riding career, Rio walked over to peer into his stall from the outside.  Lady apparently liked the idea and walked up behind Rio to get to her stall.  Rio startled, jogged a bit toward the chicken coop and ran into the 6-foot chain-link fence.  Apparently this was an unexpected obstacle.  Rio turned right.  Lady bumped him from behind.  Rio BOLTED up the hill pass the well, where he slipped a bit in the mud, which caused him to BOLT faster and farther.  Now he was running (I suppose I should be using some special equine term, such as "paced", or "trotted", or "cantered", but I was too busy hanging on saving my considerable ass to think in terms of all that horse-people language.)  I finally got him to slow down near the main gate.  Good thing I held the saddle horn fast.  Or I could have been left behind.  (Rio does respond instantly to the reins and WHOA command.  So far.  And he is not a big fan of a rider screaming wildly.)

Last Saturday night, we went out to dinner, and left the upper stall doors open so the horses and steers could enjoy the warm evening weather.  When we returned at 9:15PM, Rio was out in the pasture grazing.  He has figured out how to open the latch on his stall and let himself out.  I checked - he has not grown opposable thumbs.  No damage was done, and the latch was completely closed when we left for dinner.  Lady, apparently not as clever, was dancing about in her stall wanting also to go out.  In the end, Susan let Lady and the Herd of Three out into the pasture for the overnight.  In the morning, all five looked hungover.

Blog -- The Riley Factor
has entered the 21st century, and its own official blog site is located at
http://the-riley-factor.blogspot.com/ and you can see all issues to date.  (If you actually spend the time and do this, you may need more help with your life than we are able offer.  But we digress.)

Quotes of the Month --

    
You know, this used to be a hell of a good country.  Can't understand what's gone wrong with it.  --  Jack Nicholson to Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, 1970



Fact of the Month --

     From 2000-2009, the average private sector job saw wages increase 29%, while the average unionized government job worker wages increased 89%.  And all this while the country saw the unemployment rate rise to nearly 10% and remain at nearly 9% -- an unemployment that is completely within the private sector, while government workers see almost zero unemployment.  --  Matt McCall, FOX NEWS Channel

Commentary of the Month --

     Vic Ketchum recently ranked the NFL's top 15 quarterbacks.  Notable inclusions were no. 12. Mark Sanchez, 11. Eli Manning, 8. Michael Vick, 7. Matt Ryan, 6. Drew Brees, 5. Philip Rivers, 4. Ben Roethlisberger, 3. Peyton Manning, 2. Tom Brady and the No. 1 quarterback in the NFL ... Aaron Rodgers.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The Riley Factor #98

The Riley Factor
Fort Plain, NY
May 17, 2011, Issue No. 98
(All the Rock Creek Farm news that's fit to print, along with unfit to print rumors, prognostications & bloviations.)


Riley -- As wired and happy as always.  When he meets new visitors, he is beside himself with excitement, jumping up, running in circles, even barking at times (barking is a Riley rarity).  He is getting very comfortable riding in the front passenger seat of the pick-up -- looks like he's been there his whole life.  When we leave him in the vehicle, even if only for a minute, when we return, he is always sitting in the driver's seat.  Fortunately, he has neither a driver's license nor feet long enough to reach the pedals.  (And the whole lack-of-opposable-thumbs thing makes starting the ignition a tough task for Riley.  Plus, he has no pockets to carry the keys in.)

Planting and Plowing
-- Lately, much has gone into the ground.  Only cold-loving vegetable plants outside (spinach, broccoli, onions, cauliflower, potatoes).  Inside the greenhouse, the tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants, melons, peppers, squash and various herbs started from seed await their fate to be transplanted.  Susan also put-in a wide selection of green beans, navy beans, kidney beans and lima beans, outside near the greenhouse.  Out in the fields, we have about five acres of hard red winter wheat and semolina planted from last fall (most wheat is planted in the fall and harvested mid-summer the next year).  Also, on May 11, we planted two acres of oats, and expect to plant another two acres soon.  And, we put-in a small patch (less than a quarter acre) of barley.  Only corn planting remains for this year's field crops, plus the final few vegetables in the garden.

Horses -- Rio longed for the return of Lady, while she was sway being trained.  Fortunately, she took to being ridden very well, and returned on May 16, after being away for only a month.  At the King Farm in Danube, Lady shared a new small barn with four stablemates, including two other Morgans, one of which was a yearling.  They had a view of the pasture where the dozen working mules called home when not hitched to a wagon or some farming implement.  Trainer Chris King rode her almost every day, usually on saddle but occasionally bareback.  We visited her once or twice a week.  Now, she is back in our pasture with Rio and the bovines.

The Herd of Three -- A new favorite snack of Eli, Michael and Raph is grass cut from the lawn.  As soon as a mower starts-up, the Herd comes running and mooing for the grass buffet.  Susan routinely accommodates, at the expense of adding grass cuttings to the soil in the garden beds.  One experiment that went terribly awry was letting the steer out the lower gate to munch the longer grass, untethered and unconstrained by fencing.  "I thought they were trustworthy", commented Susan the CEO.  I retorted, "Those little bastards will run for the hills".  Needless to say, we spent the afternoon wandering the south woods and trails first locating and then coaxing each half-ton-plus behemoth back through the gate.  At days end, Susan summed it up, "Well, we had our first rodeo."  "Yeah", I said, "but the steers took home all the trophies."

Fowl Weather -- The chickens are hitting their stride laying eggs, producing almost three dozen per day.  The two roosters constantly chase the hens seeking to mate.  Best pick-up line overheard to date is ... "I say, I say, hey you cute chick, haven't I seen you here before?  Of course, I could be wrong since all you hens look the same."  We now have 35 laying hens, and they set a record on May 9, leaving 40 eggs.  On the dark side, we have a weasel that has tunneled into the barn, killing five of the chickens over a three night period.  Weasels are nefarious ... one as small as four ounces can kill an animal weighing four pounds.  More to follow on this topic.

Mowings, Musings and The Woods -- On a recent sunny day ride over to horse trainer Chris King's to visit Lady, we saw a wind farm on the northern horizon across the NYS Thruway and Erie Canal.  We saw more wind mills than we have ever seen before, here in the east.  As I sped along Clark Road in Herkimer County (all the back roads in NY have 55 mph speed limits), Susan counted 45 of the giant spinners.  It is fairly common here in upstate NY to see from one to dozen commercial wind mills in a grouping, usually atop some hill or small mountain.


 


Visitors -- CJ and a friend spent the May 13-15 weekend here in Middle-of-Nowhere.  We went to Robert Hancock's auction at Glimmerglass Pools, where they were selling everything from a 12'x24' log cabin to a circa 1900 lower half ladies lingerie form Susan bought a table and a couple of crocks, while CJ's friend bought an old sled.

Blog -- The Riley Factor
has entered the 21st century, and its own official blog site is located at
http://the-riley-factor.blogspot.com/ and you can see all issues to date.  (If you actually spend the time and do this, you may need more help with your life than we are able offer.  But we digress.)

Quotes of the Month --

     Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.  It must be fought for, protected, and handed on , or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States when men were free. -- Ronald Reagan

     The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that the buck stops here. Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better. -- Sen. Barack Obama, March 20, 2006

     It remains to be seen whether Barack Obama will be a worse president than Jimmy Carter. -- Michael Reagan

     Working is fine for killing time, but a shaky way to make a living. -- Brett Maverick


Fact of the Month --

     We have reached the tipping point - Now, more than 50% of all American households pay absolutely no federal income tax. -- The Wall Street Journal (51% pay no tax, according to a just-completed Congressional study of 2009 income tax returns)

     The 15 highest-taxed counties in the United States are located in ... New York State, north of New York City.

     The world is currently burning four barrels of oil for every one barrel of oil that is being discovered.

     20% of working-age men in America do not work at all (the highest percentage for any country in the developed world).  8.2 million Americans receive payments for being on permanent disability.


Commentary of the Month --

                              
                        555 PEOPLE   by Charlie Reese, in the Orlando Sentinel

Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them.  Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are against deficits, Why do we have deficits?  Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation and high taxes, Why do we have inflation and high taxes?

You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.  You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on appropriations.  The House of Representatives does.  You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.  You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.  You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.

One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme Court justices equates to 555 human beings out of the 300 million are directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the domestic problems that plague this country.  I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private, central bank.

I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.  They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing.  I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash.  The politician has the power to accept or reject it.  No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes. 

Those 555 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.

What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating deficits.  The President can only propose a budget.  He cannot force the Congress to accept it.

The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes.  Who was the speaker of the House?  Nancy Pelosi.  She was the leader of the majority party.  She and fellow House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want.  If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.

It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot replace 555 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and irresponsibility.  I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not traceable directly to those 555 people.  When you fully grasp the plain truth that 555 people exercise the power of the federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.

If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.  If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.  If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want them in Iraq and Afghanistan.  If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

There are no insoluble government problems.

Do not let these 555 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.  Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do. Those 555 people, and they alone, are responsible.  They, and they alone, have the power.

They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are their bosses.

Monday, May 2, 2011

The Riley Factor #97

The Riley Factor Fort Plain, NY
May 1, 2011, Issue No. 97

(All the Rock Creek Farm news that's fit to print, along with unfit to print rumors, prognostications & bloviations.)


Auction Season -- This year's spring auction season ended on April 30 with the annual Armitstead Farm Equipment auction, held a mile from our house in Canajoharie, at the intersection of Clinton Road and Cherry Valley Road.  Perfect weather for the thousand or so attendees.  You could buy anything at the auction from a large tractor or hay wagon to a lot of 400 pairs of tweezers or a lot of five gallon buckets filled with empty coffee cans.  Who on earth accumulates this stuff and then brings it to auctions ... one of life's great mysteries.  We saw many folks we know and bought only a couple of small items.   A great day of relaxation.

Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy.  And Cattle
-- First, a brief primer on "cows".  Although we all call cows, well cows, in fact, the proper generic term for these dairy or beef bovines is "cattle".  A "cow" is a female that has borne at least one calf.  A "calf" is of either gender, less than one year old.  Male bovines are "bulls" and neutered males are "steers".  A female over a year old that has not delivered a calf is called a "heifer".  Why all this tutorial?  Because Susan just bought a heifer, named Lily, from our friend Bradley Chadwick.  Lily is a two-year-old Jersey (the iconic white and black patched breed) and will be artificially inseminated (AI) in July.  There will be no video.  We plan to take possession of Lily in August, and watch her pregnancy "blossom".  Nine months down the road, sometime next April of so, the plan is for Lily to deliver a calf.  At that time, Lily will become a dairy cow, producing milk for many months, and we will also have a heifer calf or a bull calf.  No doubt, more to come.

Visitors -- Stevie was the most recent visitor to Middle-of-Nowhere, on April 19-20, and Susan spent a long Easter weekend in Hopkinton.

Planting and Plowing
-- Rains have come and finally gone, with enough falling to jump start the growing season.  Here in Middle-of-Nowhere, this spring has been a wet one, delaying any field plowing or planting.  Around town, many a mud-stuck farmer's tractor has needed to be rescued by another bigger better tractor and pulled-out of the mud field to stand and wait for better times.  Even Lloyd across the street, a 50+ year farmer, buried his new Kubota mower to the axles in his front lawn.  Our greenhouse is in operation with a few hundred seedlings springing-up in pots and trays, having been meticulously planted seed-by-seed and watered by Susan, in anticipation of being transferred outdoors into the ground beginning about June 1, comfortably after the likely last hard frost of the year.  Currently leading the field in the indoor growing competition are tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, eggplants, peppers, squash and melons.

Riley -- On April 20, The Riley took his first big swim of the year, with his new best friend, Bruin, Stevie & Scott's Black Lab/Bluetick Coonhound/Beagle Mix.  Riley paddled his way around the lower pond, staying within 5 feet or so of the shore, while six-month-old Bruin was petrified of the water and had to be tossed-in several times by Stevie to prove that he wouldn't sink (which he didn't).  A week later at the pond, Susan and friend Annie saw dozens of newly born goldfish/carp swimming in the shallow waters, along with their six-inch long parents who were standing (swimming) watch.

Horses -- Lady is still away on holiday, not yet back from her month-long experience being trained to ride under saddle.  She is calmer than ever and "very sweet", according to CEO Susan.

The Herd of Three -- Becoming more vocal, mooing their little (well, actually fairly large, no doubt) hearts out.  Normally, they are seeking guess what?  Yeah, more food -- hay or grain will do.  Lately, in the wet weather, they have preferred to stay in the barn and be hand-fed by Susan.  One day, when the sun had miraculously shown itself after yet another rain-soaking night and morning, we went to the barn to let the herd outside for the afternoon, and found the trio napping in their stall and not interested even in standing to see the great outdoors.  Actually, Raphael was sound asleep on his feet, standing next to one wall, eyes wide shut.

Fowl Weather -- Alack and alas, we decided that the Narragansett Heritage Turkeys were not destined to successfully breed here at Rock Creek Farm, so we decided to butcher the final five hens for Easter and other spring events.  The flock of French Guinea Fowl is down to seven in number, having lost one of that flock to a speeding pick-up truck on Cherry Valley Road, and a second Keet who seems to have just wandered away.

Mowings, Musings and The Woods -- Now that the drying-out has begun, it is time to cut-up and move those last half dozen large trees that were cut down last fall for use as firewood.  They are lying across some of the trails, which makes dealing with them soon more important.  The woods really does need some opening-up, and this is a good start.  About 20 large chestnut trees, a large pine or two, a couple of maples, a couple of oaks and 50 or so medium-sized beech trees were taken down last fall, all on the edge of the woods and fairly close to the north side of fields 3 and 4.  The beeches and some of the other wood were cut, split, stacked and burned over the winter.

Blog -- The Riley Factor has entered the 21st century, and its own official blog site is located at http://the-riley-factor.blogspot.com/ and you can see all issues to date.  (If you actually spend the time and do this, you may need more help with your life than we are able offer.  But we digress.)

Tales from Back in the Day -- On April 26, the pick-up gas gauge read 1/2, so I stopped at Valero for a taste of diesel at $4.359 per gallon.  $76.20 and I was all set with 17.5 gallons, exactly half of the 35-gallon tank.  Yes, that extrapolates to over $150.00 for a tank of gas.  And in a related story ... Summers when I was in college and worked two jobs -- Riverside Park and Agawam Park & Recreation -- for 65 hours work over all 7 days per week, my total weekly gross wages were $130.00.  Progress.  And inflation.

Quotes of the Month --

     It is finished.  --  Jesus, on a Friday afternoon, while hanging on a cross almost 2,000 years ago; his final words

     America's reputation in the world has not been this weak since the days of Jimmy Carter in the 1970s.
  --  Stuart Varney, FOX Business Channel

     President Obama has the arrogance of a third world dictator.  It is not helpful to the United States.  --  Allen West, U.S. Congressman, Republican, Florida

     A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.  --  Yogi Berra

     Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.  --  Arthur C. Clark
 

     God helps those who help themselves. -- Ben Franklin

Facts of the Month --


     When Obama was elected in November 2009, the average retail price of a gallon of unleaded regular gasoline was $1.88 per gallon.  At that time, Obama stated, "Of necessity, energy prices are going to sky-rocket."  As of April 20, 2011, the average retail price of gasoline was $3.98, an increase of over $2.00 per gallon. -- FOX News Channel

     In the past one year, as of April 21, 2011, the price of gold has risen 30% to $1,506.00 per ounce, while silver has increased in price 146%, to $46.10 per ounce.  Bank interest rates are near all-time lows, with the average savings account paying only 0.25% interest per year to depositors.  --  FOX Business Channel

     On Gardening -- Most vegetable plants in a garden prefer require a minimum of six hours of full sunlight per day to produce healthy crops, and prefer 6-8 hours.  Even in a small home garden, crops/plants should be rotated at least every two years -- rotating annually on a four-year schedule is best.   And, over-watering damages more garden crops than under-watering.

     Oil production in the United States has declined 45% in the last 20 years.


     Ninety percent of blind people in the world live in poor areas of developing countries. Eighty percent of them could see again if they had adequate eye-care services.


     And last, and least, here is the dreaded Body Mass Index (BMI) calculation.

      
The formula: (703 times weight in pounds) divided by (height in inches squared)
       Example: 200-lb. person, height 5'10"  >>> (703 x 200) / (70 x 70) = 140,600 / 4,900 = 28.7

       Now for the dreaded interpreting-the-results table ...
         Centers for Disease Control and Prevention BMI Categories         BMI                Weight Status
         Below 18.5      Underweight
         18.5 - 24.9       Normal
         25.0 - 29.9       Overweight
         30.0 - 40.0       Obese
         Above 40.0       Extremely obese
         Definitions apply to all adult men and women.  Oh boy ... please pass the celery.