Friday, June 17, 2011

The Riley Factor #101

The Riley Factor
Fort Plain, NY
June 17 2011, Issue No. 101
(All the Rock Creek Farm news that's fit to print, along with unfit to print rumors, prognostications & bloviations.)


Riley -- We are experimenting with allowing Riley outside with us, untethered by leash or other tie-down.  He is about a C+/B- student.  Some days, Riley will stay within 50 yards of Susan for hours when Susan is out in the greenhouse or gardens, without wandering away at all.  Other days, he runs immediately into the pasture to chase chickens or guinea fowl back and forth, following the menace he secretly hides deep within his golden dog brain.  Overall though, he is making progress and behaving fairly well....  To be continued.

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish -- The Pond Experiment
-- A little over a year ago, we put four dozen carp (think gold fish, 3-6" long) into the lower pond.  Most of the fish were orange, with a few being silver with orange and black spots, and one fish was totally black.  We did not see much of them swimming last summer and fall, but also didn't see any floaters or escapees.  The pond is about 100 feet in diameter and 12 feet deep at the center, so they can tend to get lost.  Well, we now see hundreds of one to two inch long fish swimming about, mostly black, with some orange, and also some black and orange or black and silver.  And many of the original big fish are also still swimming around.  It is peaceful to sit by the pond in early morning or early evening and toss pond fish food into the water to see the feeding frenzy.  The Riley loves to swim around when they fish are feeding, and they don't mind him much.

Planting and Plowing
-- The last of the planting was done on June 6, with the final few rows of sweet corn going into the ground in the greenhouse garden.  The corn is already growing, and a few small tomatoes, cucumber and squash are showing.  The potato plants are looming large, hopefully developing subterranean crops.

Horses -- In the great heat, Lady and Rio are inclined to remain in their stalls all day.  They do consume large quantities of water, sometimes 10 gallons per day each in the barn, in addition to what they gulp from Rock Creek.  When pasturing, horses and cattle get 70% of their fluid needs satisfied from eating grass.

Herd of Three -- The cattle are content, with much mooing.  On one day of pouring rain, the herd got caught on the other side of Rock Creek.  All day, they ate grass while being rained on -- leather coats were shrunk to fit.

Mowings, Musings and the Woods -- Deer sightings are everywhere these days, mostly does with their recently born fawns.  One day, Susan came across a mother leading her newborn fawn out in the trails -- the fawn was so small that it first appeared to be a rabbit, but was really the smallest deer she has ever seen, with legs only about six inches long.  The next day, The Riley locked his radar onto a large doe and chased her back and forth around the trails.  Both were running about half speed, not really wanting to run away or catch anything.  On our way to Amsterdam one day in the pouring rain, on three separate occasions miles apart, we saw beaver waddling next to or crossing route 5S -- very peculiar-looking creatures, complete with buck teeth and wide flat tails.

Fowl Weather -- The French Guinea Fowl apparently learn nothing from seeing their brethren run down by speed demons on route 163.  Of the original batch of 16 chicks that arrived in April 2010, only three remain.  The past couple of weeks have been especially bad, with four of the Keets being hit by traffic.  I fear that the remaining trio should be placed on our endangered species list.

Visitors -- One for the record books >>> With her last appearance in Fort Plain, Stevie has visited us here in Middle-of-Nowhere every month for a year straight.  And she says in a recent e-mail, "I'm riding one horse next time I come up! Be prepared!"

Blog -- The Riley Factor
has its own official blog site, located at
http://the-riley-factor.blogspot.com/, and you can see all issues to date.  (If you actually spend the time and do this, you may need more help with your life than we are able offer....  But we digress.)

Best Lines --

     Best headline this week following Boston Bruins' Stanley Cup victory, after a 39-year hiatus from the team's last hockey championship in 1972 >>> "Out of Hibernation"

     Best headline, from the New York Post, following President Obama's harsh criticism of NY Congressman Anthony Weiner's photo sexting >>> "Obama Beats Weiner"
     Best new opening pick-up line, from movie Hall Pass  >>> "Do these bar napkins smell like chloroform to you? ...  Just kidding.  Can  buy you a drink?"

Quotes of the Month --

   
  Any success I have ever had has come form working hard. -- Tim Thomas, goalie, Boston Bruins

    
Blessed are the cheese-ma
kers. -- Monte Python

     Job creation on main street has collapsed. -- National Federation of Independent Businesses, June 3, 2011

     Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -- Thomas Edison

     You cannot trust Chinese companies.  You cannot build a small or large fortune in China without committing high crimes and misdemeanors.  That is their way of life.  That is why China is doomed to fail. -- Gordon Chang, Author
    
     China is a totally corrupt country, to which we have given a pass due to its economic might.
-- Doug Schoen
     You did not bear the shame.
  You resisted.  You bestowed an eternally vigilant symbol of change by sacrificing your impassioned lives for freedom, justice and honor. -- Memorial to the German Resistance, Berlin

     Unnecessarily restrictive gun control laws empower bungling bureaucrats, and make it harder for law abiding citizens to access guns to defend against criminals. -- Robert Farago

     Nothing is so healing as the human touch. -- in 2005, final words of Bobby Fischer, former world chess champion
Facts of the Month --

     25% of the world's food supply is lost to spoilage.

     Jobs lost during the Obama Administration: 2.5 million.  Jobs lost since the recession began in December 2007: 6.8 million.

     More people access the Internet now by smart phone than by PC. -- John Reed, CEO, Robert Half Technology

Commentary of the Month --

The High Cost of Cheap Meat

Published: June 2, 2011, New York Times
The point of factory farming is cheap meat, made possible by confining large numbers of animals in small spaces. Perhaps the greatest hidden cost is its potential effect on human health.
Small doses of antibiotics — too small to kill bacteria — are fed to factory farm animals as part of their regular diet to promote growth and offset the risks of overcrowding. What factory farms are really raising is antibiotic-resistant bacteria, which means that several classes of antibiotics no longer work the way they should in humans. We pay for cheap meat by sacrificing some of the most important drugs ever developed.
Last week, the Natural Resources Defense Council, joined by other advocacy groups, sued the Food and Drug Administration to compel it to end the nontherapeutic use of penicillin and tetracycline in farm animals. Veterinarians would still be able to treat sick animals with these drugs but could not routinely add the drugs to their diets.
For years, the F.D.A. has had the scientific studies and the authority to ban these drugs. But it has always bowed to pressure from the pharmaceutical and farm lobbies, despite the well-founded objections of groups like the American Medical Association and the World Health Organization, which support an antibiotic ban.
It is time for the F.D.A. to stop corporate factory farms from squandering valuable drugs just to promote growth among animals confined in conditions that inherently create the risk of disease. According to recent estimates, 70 percent of the antibiotics sold in this country end up in farm animals. The F.D.A. can change that by honoring its own scientific conclusions and its statutory obligation to end its approval of unsafe drug uses.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Riley Factor #100

The Riley Factor
Fort Plain, NY
June 1, 2011, Issue No. 100
(All the Rock Creek Farm news that's fit to print, along with unfit to print rumors, prognostications & bloviations.)


Milepost -- Well, this is the 100th issue of The Riley Factor.  No idea if we have accomplished anything.  But life in Middle-of-Nowhere is still fun and interesting. 

Hail, Hail the Hail's All Here --
For 20 minutes at 8PM on May 27, we experienced a hail storm unlike any seen here (or anywhere by us) before.  Large hailstones fell nonstop torrentially by the thousands, ranging in size from the size of a normal marble to that of a small tennis ball.  Most were slightly smaller than a golf ball.  All were solid ice, making an incredible racket as they bounced off the steel roofs and vehicles.  No damage done except for a few dents in the Xterra and Silverado, and the windows in the garden cold frames, all of which were broken.

Oh Deer --
Recently, we have been seeing deer all around the place.  Susan came-upon a small doe lying down under a small tree in the second field.  Lloyd was with her in the Ute and they drove to within 10 feet and the deer didn't move, just lied there looking at them.  After a couple of minutes, they drove on and the deer just watched them leave.  A few minutes later they found another doe out on the back trails, which also simply stood still and watched them from about 25 feet away, also unstartled and not moving.  The next day, Stevie, Susan and I saw two deer standing still in the orchard, just surveying the situation, only about 100 yards from the house.

Riley
-- The Golden One is still working on conquering his irrational fear of Amish men and boys dressed in traditional black suits and straw hats.  For no good reason, they bring out the bark in Riley, as he hides behind Susan or me upon the arrival of any Amish men or boys.  Five minutes later, he is their best friend.

Planting and Plowing
-- On May 25, the final major field planting was completed ... two acres of oats in the third field.  In the ground we now have about four acres of oats, five acres of wheat and 1/8 of an acre of barley.  We also just planted about eight rows of corn, each with about 100 plantings, in the first field near the road.  Also planted some transferred watermelon plants and sunflower seeds.  The average date of last frost here is May 20, but to be safe, one really needs to wait until June 1 to plant anything that frost would damage or kill.  Last year, on May 27, we had an overnight temperature of 25 degrees, which killed about 80% of the upstate NY apple crop and necessitated replanting thousands of acres to replace any corn that had been in the ground long enough to be up out of the soil.  Grains, really a form of grass, are immune to the effects of frost.  So are the underground crops such as potatoes, carrots, onions, parsnips and the like.  Tomatoes, cucumbers, squash, eggplants and other warmer weather plants are not.  This year, spring has been so wet that the NY Farm Bureau has advised dairy farmers who usually plant feed corn to plant instead barley for feed.  This represents dozens to a few hundred acres of crops for each/most dairy farmers.

Horses -- Given the warm weather, one evening we left the top half of the outer stall doors open, and Susan snuck-up on Rio around dusk and caught him trying to open his stall and let himself out into the pasture.  Lady was standing-by taking notes, keenly observing her mate's activities.  When Susan pounced, Rio looked extremely guilty and immediately stopped.

Herd of Three -- The bovines are content and growing.  At two years of age, both Dexters are tipping the scales around a thousand pounds, their fully-grown weight.  Eli the Holstein is about 1,200 pounds at 18 months old, and well on his way to a ton.

Mowings, Musings and the Woods -- At about midnight on May 26, we had a severe thunderstorm, complete with a tornado watch.  Two large trees on the edge of the woods were snapped in half, and a 55-gallon barrel was blown into the middle of the back yard, but otherwise, no damage done.  The storm did open three of the four gates in the pasture, but Susan closed the potential escape routes early morning while out riding the fences.  A nearly hundred-pound wooden storage box from an old sawmill was picked-up from the garden shed porch and hurled 30 feet into the blueberry patch.

Fowl Weather -- Recently, we had a three night stay in the chicken coop (not a good thing) by a weasel, nasty little creatures that kill chickens and other small animals by chewing on their necks and sucking-out their blood.  We learned that a four ounce weasel can kill a four pound bird or other animal.  Fortunately, after three nights and five dead chickens, the weasel has apparently vanished.  If he returns, it will be shotgun time.

Visitors -- Stevie and Scotty rolled-in to the compound for Memorial Day weekend, along with canine accomplices Bruin and Dexter.  Riley and the two puppies had great fun running around the place and swimming in the pond.  Also, Barbara and Barbara Jean dropped-in from Western Massachusetts for a visit on May 28 for the day.

Blog -- The Riley Factor
has entered the 21st century, and its own official blog site is located at
http://the-riley-factor.blogspot.com/ and you can see all issues to date.  (If you actually spend the time and do this, you may need more help with your life than we are able offer.  But we digress.)

Quotes of the Month --

    
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.  And nothin' don't mean nothin' hon if it ain't free. -- Janis Joplin

     Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren.  America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. -- Senator Barack Obama, 2006.  We must raise the debt ceiling immediately. -- President Barack Obama, 2011


Facts of the Month --

     Relying on the Government - For the first time in history, the U.S. is paying-out more in entitlements ($2.3 trillion) than it is collecting in tax revenue ($2.2 trillion).  Leading the entitlement spending is Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, about tied, with unemployment compensation and the myriad of economic subsidies following right behind.  By 2050, without changes, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid spending alone will surpass total tax revenue.  --  FOX Business Channel, May 23, 2011
    
      Cash - Nearly half of Americans couldn't get their hands on $2,000 within a month, for unexpected expenses. -- National Bureau of Economic Research

     Jobs - The federal government is the only place in this country where jobs have been created in the last two years. -- Charles Payne, FOX Business Channel


Commentary of the Month --


     Foreign aid - I believe in self-sufficiency, and generosity to those who support our values. -- Doug Schoen, Democrat Party Consultant

     Which side of the fence? 

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.  

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.  

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.  

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.  

If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.  

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides itA Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.